Slacker = Me

Ok, I know I’ve left you all hanging for 2 weeks! I am so sorry but apparently I have this thing called a J O B and my clients decided that now was a great time to plan events!

Okay so where were we, ah yes, "M". In the past few weeks not too much has changed regarding the boy statuses.

"M" and I are still friends, we text here and there and I saw him last Sunday at Mothers for the Ravens game. It's not the same as it was and he DEFINITELY has been working out, maybe I shouldn’t have consumed all those mojitos that night...

"W" is done and done. That's all. There is no real reason why, it just won’t work right now.

"C" the 23 year old made an appearance. I went out last Thursday night and met up with "C" and we hung out a little bit at MaGerks. We parted ways after a beer so he could find his friends. We texted a bit later that night and eventually met up at Mothers. I drove out that night so I gave him a ride home and then I tried to go home but there was no parking, so "C" invited me back to his place, where, if you believe it there was a spot right outside his house. So I spent the night with "C", nothing really went down because I was tired but he was cute the next morning. I just need to get over the fact he's three years younger than me...

"K" is adorable when he wants to be, which is so few and far between. I never ended up going on his boat that Saturday, the 12th because it was cloudy and cold out. We chatted a bit during the week and I saw him last Saturday night for my birthday party.

My amazing friends threw a birthday party for my sister and me last Saturday night. It was fantastic. My mission of getting a bit intoxicated and having birthday sex was accomplished...even though I technically don’t remember the sex part. I was told the next morning by "K". Yes, he came out and I went home with him. I was also told that "M" showed up but I don’t remember seeing him. I blame my memory loss on my roommate who ordered blonde-headed sluts and ordered me to take three in a row. I secretly love her.

Today is Wednesday and I have not heard from "K" so it may be time to cut my losses. I will not deal with someone texting me and telling me they were too busy to text/call but they want to hang out Saturday night. Yes, this is what "K" did last week and yes he has a full-time job and is getting his MBA but that excuse only works once. He has used his one time pass. Let's see if he texts this weekend. I will not be around this weekend to go out because I will be at a wedding in NY. Maybe I'll catch the bouquet...a girl can dream.

xoxo

PS. Stay tuned for a guest post from my friend, Nautigirl