As you all now know I was at a wedding Saturday night. I went to bed pretty early that night since we started at 3pm. The next morning I woke up with a text from my ex-boyfriend, who I have not spoken to since we broke up a month ago. He lives in Virginia and I Maryland, which is one of the reasons it didn’t work out. So anyways I roll over and look at my blackberry and 1 new text and 2 missed calls. Hmmm...
"J" from VA decides to text me at 1am, "In Bmore :)”. What exactly does that mean? We haven’t spoken in a month and you think its okay to text me that with a smiley face, there is nothing happy about that text. So then I see that I have a missed call from him too as well and a voicemail. Note to all guys out there: Don't leave drunk messages...EVER
He apparently was "lost" and couldn’t find his cousin and needed advice on where to go because he had no place to stay. Now I might be a blonde but I'm not that dumb. Thankfully I was at a wedding and passed out so I didn't get these messages the previous night.
I have one word for "J": Jackass. We spoke a bit via gchat this morning, but nothing really about his drunken messages. Maybe someone's embarrassed? I'm all up for meeting for a drink, it was an amicable split, but your never getting in my pants again buddy.
Oh and the other missed call was from "M", the bartender, apparently he wanted to "kidnap" me. I am on the fence with this boy, decisions decisions...
xoxo
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